Claaaaaaaannnggggggg

Jose Canseco was so good he could hit a baseball 500 feet with a shovel.  Good one, Upper Deck.

No spin zone

Nothing good could’ve come from the conversation between Jose Canseco and Juan Gonzalez on the front of this ’95 Pinnacle card.

What do you suppose they were chatting about?  The bender from the night before?  Is it possible to be too awesome?  Gold chains?  Oh, I don’t know… performance enhancers?  Hmmm…